"Every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think we'd save everyone a lot of time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves. Me, I'm for wasting sports writers' time. So, I'd like to hang around and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shitburger to eat."
- Lou Brown
Harry Doyle: That's all we got, one goddamn hit?
Color-Guy: You can't say goddamn on the air.
Harry Doyle: Don't worry, nobody is listening anyway.
"The post-game show is brought to you by... hmmm... Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it."
- Harry Doyle
"Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come."
- Pedro Cerrano
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